Are you strapped for cash? Do you hate shopping? Do
you wish the
whole wedding gift issue would just vanish?
Well, have we got an offer for you!
Forget gifts, and just come to our wedding. We'll be happy to see you. We
invited you because we like you, and we don't get to see
enough of you. The opportunity to spend some time with you is the
best gift we could ever get.
If that's not enough of a gift, then we won't stop you from giving us
something else. Heck, we'll even provide a few suggestions... We know
a lot of you aren't going to believe us anyway.
But really, this is important:
No gift? No guilt! Come to the wedding. We want to see you.
And now for those suggestions. In no particular order, these are some
things we would love to receive:
An invitation to spend time with you after the honeymoon! After
all, we invited you to the wedding because we like you and we don't
get to see enough of you.
The knowledge that you've helped someone who is less fortunate than we are. We
live a good life, and would like others to have the same opportunity.
Now, far be it for us to tell you to whom you should donate-- if you have
a pet charity, you know already; if you don't, we'd rather not
influence you. But if you're short of ideas,
helping tsunami victims would be a
good place to start.