From 9ah77@dial.pipex.com Tue Dec 30 14:35:28 PST 1997 Article: 209224 of alt.video.laserdisc Path: nntp.Stanford.EDU!news.Stanford.EDU!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!uunetukout!bore.news.pipex.net!pipex!not-for-mail From: 9ah77@dial.pipex.com (Brian Darroch) Newsgroups: alt.fan.starwars,alt.video.laserdisc,uk.media.home-cinema Subject: Joke Script Extract From Star Wars! Date: Sat, 27 Dec 1997 03:43:16 -0000 Organization: Bug Free Processors Lines: 15 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: user19.nsrv1.msn-uk.pipex.com X-Newsreader: Anawave Gravity v2.00 Xref: nntp.Stanford.EDU alt.video.laserdisc:209224 uk.media.home-cinema:2016 Ewan "Renton" McGregor of the Trainspotting fame is to play Obi Wan Kenobi in the next Star Wars Trilogy. We believe that the following is an extract from the script, during an argument between Ben and Yoda. Yoda: Doesn't it make you proud to be a Jedi? Ben Kenobi: I hate being a Jedi. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the universe, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Empire, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the force in the world will not make any fucking difference.