December 21, 1998
NEXT HOTSHEET: January 4, 1999
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 FUCKYou just don't hear enough of this word during the happy-go-lucky holiday season.
02 JESUS CHRISTIt's His birthday, and He'll be on the Web if He wants to.
03 DEC. 26Forget Boxing Day; make the day after Christmas a personal Tantra-Mama GooGoo-Yumyum Love-Fest for you and your partner.
04 ARTIFICIAL METEOR FIREWORKSHaving seen Armageddon a few too many times, one intrepid netizen proposes using ICBMs to deliver oversized pyrotechnics into low Earth orbit. The missiles will be named Flying Pig 1, Flying Pig 2, ...
05 GOOGLEFinally, a search engine that works. Brace yourself for the inevitable IPO.
06 "MP3is unstoppable," said Goodnoise Chairman Robert Kohn. "Any initiative now is like launching Betamax two years after VHS has become the standard. The real solution to piracy is to make music cheaper to buy than it is to steal."
07 ARCHAEOLOGYThe oldest writing in the world is found, and it's about taxes. (Insert taxation joke here.)
08 OUTTAKESIt's the Special Edition of A Bug's Life-- released mere weeks after the original! Because Disney hasn't totally saturated the marketplace this year and dammit, the stockholders are getting restless.
09 THE PRINCE OF EGYPTI have seen it, and it is nothing about which to write home.
10 DO YOU LIKE ME?Prove it. Buy me a gift.