October 5, 1998
NEXT HOTSHEET: October 20, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 FOR SALE: HOVERCRAFTLook for it in the new su.market.vehicles newsgroup!
02 STAR WARS: EPISODE 1The official title: The Phantom Menace. Flame away, you drooling fanboy, you.
03 JOHN GLENNHe's an astronaut! ...a Senator! ...an astronaut! ...an action figure!
04 THE INTERNET PIZZA SERVERYet another totally useless web site. Check it out in your copious free time.
05 SPAMNo, Disney and Microsoft do not want to give you a free vacation. Get a grip and do the math.
06 ACCIDENTSynonyms: force majeure, act of god, cruel hand of fate, "major bummer, dude!"
07 BREAKUPGIRL.COMThis purveyor of relationship advice on the Web has signed a deal to develop a television sitcom based on her site. You knew it would happen, didn't you?
08 URBAN LEGENDSThe "BILL SUX" Pentium chip is a hoax! It just goes to show-- you can't believe everything you read in Wired magazine.
09 KBHKThe bay area UPN affiliate couldn't air the seventh-season premiere of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine because of an unresolved contract dispute. Oh, the humanity!
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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