August 24, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 PILLOW TALKIn French, even the sentence "Do not stick your hand out to dogs you don't know" sounds sexy. Or so I've been told.
03 MONOPOLY®The popular board game will get a new token in 1999, and you can vote on what that token will be! (Sorry, no write-ins.)
04 QUANTUM COMPUTINGIf Windows crashes and nobody's around to see it, does the screen still cast a deathly pale blue glow?
05 CO-NAVIGATORA groovy new way to browse the web. It's simultaneous surfing, baby.
06 GREEN EGGS AND HAMLETShakespeare meets Dr. Seuss in a collision of high culture and pop culture. I'll bet these guys play You Don't Know Jack, too.
07 VETERANSA Minnesota teen was sentenced to see Saving Private Ryan after being convicted of vandalizing a veterans' cemetary and then claiming not to know what a veteran is. I shudder to think what the penalty might be for polluters who don't know what global warming is.
08 SEXNo... really?
09 OSAMA BIN LADENNever mind what he said; didn't anybody in the State Department ever watch The Princess Bride? Never get involved in a land war in Asia!
10 DVDWhat hackers say to copy protection architects: "No problem, dudes. You keep makin' 'em, we'll keep breakin' 'em."
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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