August 17, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 HAPPY TALKYou got to have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true?
02 AD BANNERSFavorite slogan: "We will destroy you, and eat your family. OVEN Digital." Graphic designers have too much fun.
03 CSICOPRead some factual articles by the nice people who debunk "paranormal" phenomena. No, I don't think they have Dana Scully's E-mail address.
04 SEA KAYAKINGSeagulls and otters and seals, oh my! (Plus the cozy, well-decorated, built-in-1904 Monterey Hotel.)
05 VARIETYCan't figure out what those wacky headlines mean? Check the dictionary.
06 AUSTIN POWERS 2There's a sequel in the works. Yeah, baby, yeah!
07 COMIC BOOKSHey kids! See how a professional artist creates covers by trac-- I mean, using photographs as guides!
08 WEIRD & GILLYIs there life on Mars? ... No, I don't think so.
09 SIFL & OLLYDon't miss Sifl's Star Wars Song -- it's crescent fresh!
10 BIODIVERSITYYet another bad example of the overused "puzzle pieces" metaphor. Then again, what do you expect from the limited imagination of a large, monolithic corporation?
11 CONUCOPIAI missed the Worldcon in Baltimore this year (though I did witness part of the Hugo Awards ceremony on IRC), and dammit, I'm going to the NASFiC next year!
12 CRITICAL TREKFile this under "Life, Get a".
13 THE AVENGERSI'm sure it's good fun, but wouldn't you also like to see Mr. Cranky's version?
14 WAITER.COMI tell you, if it weren't for Craig Cohen and Michael Adelberg, most of my weekday dinners would be microwaved.
15 FRACTURED FAIRY TALES"This is the true story of how a man from Staten Island went nuts in a mall bookstore and scored a job at View Askew..."
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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