August 10, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 CAPTOLOGYA Stanford project studying the uses of computers as persuasive technology. (I still think "The Manchurian Laboratory" would have been a better name.)
02 BRACESUnlike some people, I'm only doing this for my health.
03 JELLO SHOTSMaybe a whole cup of vodka was too much. (Come to think of it, maybe two packs of Jell-O was too much for ten people.)
04 NEIGHBORSIf a loser complains about a Saturday night party which bothers nobody else, and even the police respond lethargically, was there really that much noise?
05 PHONEBOY'S INTERNET GUIDENotable if only because the acronym is P.I.G.
06 EURO CURRENCYYet another thing for Luddites and traditionalists to fear in the new millennium.
07 CINDERELLADrew Barrymore has redeemed herself, and Tanith Lee has a gruesome imagination.
08 IRON CHEFYet another TV show which I only discover after it starts going downhilll.
09 ONLINE FICTIONForget better mousetraps. Figure out how you can actually make money with a website (and hope Bill Gates doesn't steal it).
10 MONICA LEWINSKYI've said it before, and I'll say it again: Who the fuck cares?
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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