August 3, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 THE GLOBAL VENTUREI made this! ...well, I helped, anyway.
02 FREEFALLIt's back! (Finally!)
03 BOWIENETPunk rocker David Bowie is launching his own ISP. Sorry, firstname.lastname@example.org and email@example.com are already taken.
04 WEBTVYou don't think Microsoft will try to shoehorn Windows CE into these set-top boxes? Be afraid, be very afraid.
05 EINSTEIN-PODOLSKY-ROSEN CORRELATIONThe secret to quantum teleportation can now be told. (Not that it'll do you any good.)
06 CLEARZONECisco wants to make it possible-- and easy-- for law enforcement to spy on all your Internet activities. The countdown to revolution begins...
07 INSTANT STAR TREK MOVIE PLOT GENERATORCan't wait for Star Trek 9? Make your own movie!
08 MR. CRANKYThe Chicago Tribune hosts a chat with the acerbic movie critic. Wear your asbestos headphones when listening.
09 PEANUT PRESSThey're making electronic books for the PalmPilot, but not everybody is excited about this.
10 ARCADE.FROM-THE.NETDoes anybody else think it's ironic that you need Java to play these classic arcade games?
11 BILL SUXNumber Three on the Top Ten List of "Ways to Lose Your Job as an Intel Engineer": Etch anti-Microsoft graffiti on a new Pentium microchip.
12 WORDLESSMerriam-Webster's servers were stolen on July 30th. Police are now searching for a burglar with a new website and a very large vocabulary.
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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