June 16, 1998
NEXT HOTSHEET: July 6, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK...
01 DX-BALLIt's not your mother's Breakout!
02 CRASHAnd stock brokers all over North America say: "D'oh!"
03 THE LIST FOUNDATIONFind lotsa cool stuff in the San Francisco bay area!
04 PHEROMONES"Like burning dollar bills... or maybe not?" -- Alder Yarrow
05 IBMAccused of trying to bribe Argentinian government! Interpol involved! Read all about it!
06 VRIPOver 15,000 managers are leaving AT&T this summer. But... uh... the rest aren't.
07 NEUTRINOSIf they change flavor, they must have mass, right?
08 THE END OF THE INTERNETApparently, it's in Newfoundland.
09 RANTINGI know Russ. And you'd better listen when he tells you "it is not acceptable, it is NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE for a *single* post that is from a *person* talking to other *people* to be deleted, to be dropped on the uncaring floor to make room for machine generated spew. Period."
10 PUNK ANTHEMS"Gee, if only there were a double CD of all 50 state songs, and if only they were performed by punk rock bands like 9 Spine Stickelback, Dead Clown Pile and Pinhead Circus!"
11 MRS. WEINLICKA Minnesota man lets his friends and family (and even people on the Internet!) choose his bride. But he did get to pick his own china pattern.
12 STARDUSTYou too can sign up to have your name etched on a microchip and flown around a comet! (It's nice to know that NASA isn't wasting our tax dollars.)
13 LIVE CHILDBIRTH WEBCASTAn Orlando woman is broadcasting the birth of her fourth child over the Net. It'll also be carried on The Surgery Channel.
14 NOKIAThe cellular phone manufacturer will cancel an ad campaign featuring a German slogan which was previously featured at a Nazi concentration camp.
15 FIGHT THE FUTUREDon't understand what all the fuss is about? You've still got a few days to brush up on your X-stuff.
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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