April 13, 1998
NEXT HOTSHEET: April 28, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS WERE PONDERING LAST WEEK
01 IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?I heard a really cool a cappella version of this Joe Jackson song on the radio the other day. I think it's on this album. Just one more reason to send my money to CDNow...
02 FOX MULDERYes, you did see a wedding ring on his hand in flashbacks from "Unusual Suspects" and "Travelers". No, Chris Carter won't tell us what's going on. Jerk.
03 DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIMEI'm easily confused.
04 GASTROINTESTINAL FORTITUDESomething which I was lacking earlier this month. At least it wasn't hepatitis.
05 THEODORE STRELSKII just heard the story of this Stanford math grad student who killed his advisor with a ball peen hammer in the 1970s. What is it with people of Slavic descent named "Ted" in university math departments?
06 EVE ASTRID ANDERSSONNot for nothing is she Miss Lyrics for April 1998 (she's kinda cute, too).
07 HBOOkay, so I did subscribe mostly just to see From the Earth to the Moon. It's cheaper than a trip to the Smithsonian.
08 TROOPSA parody of the "reality show" Cops, set in the Star Wars universe. But really, it could be anywhere in Nevada.
09 HACKERSNew attack strategy: If you can't hack into the website, go for the ISP!
10 DVDIt's all marketing. Evil, evil marketing.
11 alt.sysadmin.recoveryGavin Wasserman's favorite newsgroup.
12 WENDY O. WILLIAMSThe Plasmatics cover girl passes on.
13 CHAFFINGIt's not encryption, and therefore isn't subject to export restrictions. Of course, newspapers have been doing this sort of thing for years...
14 CATERINGWould you trust Canadian food, eh?
15 IRIDIUM DRAGONIt's the pre-clue! Take your time...
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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