March 23, 1998
C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET *
WHAT NON-AARDVARKS ARE PONDERING THIS WEEK
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02 PURIMDon't worry, I won't make any Megillah Gorilla jokes. (Hey, that was preterition!)
03 ALLY MCBEAL + THE PRACTICE = ?David Kelly plots the first coordinated multi-network crossover in television history. I'm waiting for the McDonald's Happy Meal with your choice of a dancing baby, talking Fish ("Bygones!"), snapping Ally ("Hey! Private!"), or bell-ringing Biscuit toy.
04 SPAMIt troubles Loren Cheng. But now he knows the facts... and he knows how to secure sendmail (but he'll probably let someone else take care of it).
05 EXCITE PALGee, this looks awfully familiar...
06 PATHFINDERFarewell, we hardly knew ye.
07 HOOTIEGOLFAmerican Online, Hootie and the Blowfish, and golf. It's hell on earth.
08 KATHLEEN WILLEYAs Billy Bob Thornton says: "I wouldn't care if the president was involved in bestiality, if he runs the country right."
09 PLAYBORGThis inexplicably popular web page needs no introduction...
10 MALE CONTRACEPTION"It's cool, baby. I'm on the pill!"
11 AUCKLANDBattle on, Xena!
12 COMPUTER VIRUS MYTHS AND HOAXESPlease, kids, check before you Email all your friends!
13 DR. SPOCKDon't worry, I won't make any Star Trek jokes.
14 LITTLE PLASTIC CASTLEAni is a fish?
15 THE OSCARSAs little Jimmy Cameron said: "I'm the king of the world! ... Let's go party 'til dawn!"
with apologies to Jim Mullen
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