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	[Previous entry: "cat abuse"] [Main Index] [Next entry: "Obvious Relevation of the Day"] 07/09/2004 Archived Entry: "The Five Things" Posted by CKL @ 08:41 PM PST From my friend Bruce: It was explained to me today there are 5 things (and only 5) that when added, always makes [sic] things better: Lesbians Pirates Zombies Ninjas Monkeys I wonder if anyone has ever dared to use all 5 at once? And wouldn't that be the ultimate B-movie? "Lesbian Pirates vs. Zombie Ninjas-- featuring an Infinite Number of Monkeys!"
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