CAVEAT EMPTOR

Buyer, Beware:

  • DO NOT use any pay phone operated by Legacy Long Distance International!
      Legacy has hijacked several pay phones in Redwood City, and on April 12, 2007, charged me over $27 for two local calls. This was an avoidable error on my part, but it doesn't excuse their deceptive and predatory practices. Their phone system wouldn't let me call a toll-free voice dialer service, actively tried to prevent me from using my own calling card, and never disclosed their rates. Many people have filed complaints against this company, and we can only hope that the government shuts them down soon. Meanwhile, avoid them like the plague, and always check the fine print before using an unfamiliar telephone. [Read more...]
  • DO NOT do business with ePhotoClub.com-- they are SCAMMERS!
      This web site is run by a New York-based ring of small-time criminals who-- no joke-- actively harass callers to their toll-free "customer service" line. I was unfortunate enough to experience this personally (bizarre details coming soon), but at least nobody called me a bitch.

      Avoid, avoid, AVOID, and warn others to steer clear of these assholes.

      See this forum posting for more information, and check out the slew of complaints on Epinions.com and ResellerRatings.com.

      Remember, kids: always do your homework before shopping online. (Unless it's at Amazon.com, but even then, if you're shopping for commodities like DVDs, you should do a quick price check on Froogle or elsewhere.)
  • JustGive.org may do nice things, but they are not nice to their users.
      While doing wedding stuff in December, 2004, I had played with the idea of a charity registry. To that end, I created a justgive.org account with some fake data for experimenting. We ultimately decided against doing a charity registry, so I promptly forgot all about the fake registry I had created.

      Then, in February, 2005, out of the blue-- without any provocation or solitication on my party-- I received a rather snippy email from the "Senior Creative Director & Nonprofit Liaison" of JustGive.org:

      "We noticed your message to your wedding guests on your JustGive Wedding Registry page and thought perhaps you'd like to just delete your registry and instead send your charity list to your guests via email. We provide this registry for free to couples and deduct a credit card fee that we have absolutely no control over. It's true that out of a $20.00 donation, $19.40 is sent to the charity, but your request to your guests that they make a credit card donation directly to the organization reveals that you just don't understand credit card fees in general... We encourage you to either educate your guests about the true nature of our fees or simply remove your registry altogether."

      It's no skin off my nose, since I wasn't using their services anyway, but shouldn't someone in customer service know better than to insult, demean, and otherwise aggravate their organization's current or potential customers? [Read more...]

  • Clean-Sweep (formerly Molly Maid of Cupertino) are unreliable and unprofessional.
      The initial in-home estimate went well, and the owner, Eric McDonald, sent a very nice follow-up letter, but apparently all that was a fluke.

      I called on Monday and made an appointment for a house cleaning on Wednesday morning, two days later. On Wednesday morning, twenty minutes after the appointment time, I called back to see if there was a problem. Indeed, there was: the problem was that the person answering the phone was incompetent. She hadn't even saved my information on Monday. She claimed that I had not made an appointment, even though I had given her my name, phone number, address, and a specific time.

      Why do these people always try to blame the customer? But hey, if you don't want my money, I'm happy to spend it elsewhere.

      I have since found much better (and less expensive!) service from Emma's Eco-Clean, an environmentally conscious, women-owned housecleaning cooperative. I highly recommend them to anyone who needs house cleaning services in San Mateo or Santa Clara county.

  • DO NOT stay at any Moonstone Hotel Properties in Central California.
      In November, 2003, I made reservations for the Sand Pebbles Inn in Cambria, CA, using their web site. I reserved a single room for one night in December, 2003, almost exactly one month in advance. I received confirmation from the online reservation system.

      In December, When I arrived at the Inn, they had no record of my reservation. I showed the clerk my printed confirmation. She told me that they only received Internet reservations by fax-- not apologizing, and not so subtly implying that I had done something wrong by using their advertised reservation system. How, I ask you, should it be my problem that their shit is fucked up?

      Luckily, there was one room available, albeit very small staff quarters with thin walls and few amenities. The clerk rented me the room at a much lower rate than the one I had originally reserved, but if she had ever wanted any hope of my further business, she should have given it to me for free.

      Unless I am unimaginably desperate, I will never patronize another Moonstone Hotel Property. And I will be wary of any site which uses InnLink's demonstrably unreliable reservation system.

  • DO NOT see movies at Century Theatres.
      The last movie I ever saw at a Century Theatre was The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (December 19, 2001). And just like almost every movie I've seen at Century, it had significant sound, projection, and other problems:
      • The curtains were not rolled back (i.e., from 1.85:1 to 2.35:1), thus cutting off the left and right edges of the picture for the entire show.
      • The house lights went off and on in the middle of the movie.
      • The sound, advertised as Dolby Digital, warbled and popped throughout the show.
      I've had enough. No more exceptions for friends or group outings. This is an absolute, unequivocal boycott. I will never visit another Century Theatre in my life.
    For information on THX-certified and other good movie houses, see Bay Area Moviegoing (BAM)!

  • DO NOT do business with buy.com!
    Why give your money to idiots like these when you can get great service and competitive prices from Amazon.com?


I haven't had too many bad experiences as an online consumer, but when I do have one, it's always a real doozy. It's probably a perception issue, like the one I have when working with technical stuff-- I usually don't notice the little problems because I can fix them in a few seconds. I only notice and remember the hideous large troubles that plague me for weeks and give me nightmares later.

NOTA BENE: most people doing business online are legitimate, well-meaning, and honest. The bad apples are a very small minority. Fraud will always exist, but if people don't fight it, it will become a larger minority... and larger... and larger...

Even so, I'm still a big advocate of online commerce. Security is not really an issue any more. Now it's just a matter of people learning how to use the technology properly and remembering that there are still human beings at both ends of the transaction. It's never about the money, or the merchandise-- it's about value, and value only exists because we say it does.

I hope that some of the information linked above helps you avoid these unscrupulous bastards (and others like them), and maybe moves us one step closer to putting them out of business for good. If you have information that you'd like to share, feel free to E-mail me.

 


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Last modified: Tuesday, 01-May-2007 17:19:59 PDT